The TYT TH-9800 / TH-7800 / TH-8600 USB Windows Programming Cable was built for people like you in mind. Go ahead it's only $19.99 CAD, and we promise not to tell the XYL :)
Genuine TYT Accessory cable. Windows compatible programming cable for TYT TH-9800 / TH-7800 / TH-8600 Mobile Amateur Ham Radio. Also compatible with mini handheld radio TH-2R and TH-UV3R. Tested on Windows 10, using driver version 18.104.22.168 dated 07/30/2019. A modern version of the cable using modern drivers.